Nose Goblins
Nothing is finer than catching someone in a total, unexpected, natural animal moment. Like walking in on your friend spanking himself to some Corey Haim sex scene, (yes true story) that moment that happens before you saw “Oh my God, sorry” and leave the room. That moment as they sit there, frozen, dick in hand staring at you like an animal you are about to run down – Corey Haim’s pimply butt on the screen. It’s that funny little exchange.
I had one such moment today. I had gone into a Plaid Pantry to take ownership of some afternoon delight (Red Bull and smokes) and as I exited the store I caught a guy sitting in his car, finger up his nose, full thortle mining. His buddy had gone into the store for Subway and there was no one outside. He obviously thought it was the perfect time to dig one out. A nose goblin of course. As I came out of the store with me goodies my eyes locked right on him. He was arched back in the passenger seat, finger near knuckle deep, really going to town. As I came out our eyes locked and he froze. He never took his finger out, readjust or try to pass off like he was just scratching his eye. Just froze.
I broke the lock, fought back the urge to start laughing and immediately was trying to figure out if I could casually snap a pic for posting. He simply went back to digging.
I jumped in my rig and took off. But giggled to myself over the thrill of having one of those truly uninhibited human moments.
Oh and before anyone asks what he did with his findings: mouth or shirt?
All shirt baby, with a quick pass through his mouth after. Priceless.
